theperksofbeingliley:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Touched*

(via autophobia-mnemophobia)

Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn’t do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life — (via california-luxe)

(via wish-upon-a-dragon)

rayaroundtheroses:

I take my sister on adventures.
2/?

rayaroundtheroses:

I take my sister on adventures.

2/?

Not everyone you lose is a loss. — (via yasserkhan)

(via acuraintegvrl)

fixtures:

i’m melted when i see you smile

(via humorking)

i may be ugly but at least 
nevermind my personality sucks too

(via autophobia-mnemophobia)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(via lolkarin)